Thanks for all the entries!  Three people’s entries stood out for me in particular:

Alan Fradsham suggested:

These are catchy.  I like them. Winner!

Robin Green suggested:

Very nice.

Karoline suggested:

I like this, but only people who have read my thoughts about acupuncture and legal drugs would understand the saving lives part. Close enough.

I enjoyed the other entries too, but these three stood out the most. I’ll be contacting the winners about their prizes. I still haven’t made a final decision about what the ultimate title will be - it seems that I could use one entry as a title and another as a subtitle.